Guy Whacks Off At Spa

Chow Nasty visited a spa in Monterey, located in an outrageously beautiful hotel overlooking the bay. Having never been to a spa, they spent the early evening hot tubbing and lounging near the outdoor fire. Everything was great, and they were relaxed. Let's not dwell on whether or not a bunch of a-holes like them deserve such luxuries.
Oh yes, to make one of the most memorable evenings of the tour even more ridiculous, some guy was slapping the salami in one of the showers in the men's room! Who does that!?!?!